Two Todds? What Are the Odds? :-)

Into the Lighter Side #3

A pretty young woman at the end of a dreary business trip to New York in the dead of winter was delighted by a bouquet of beautiful flowers delivered to her hotel room, then stunned by the attached note:

So sorry for your loss. May our beloved Todd rest in peace.

In a panic, she called her husband Todd back home in Florida and was deeply relieved that he was alive and well. Yes, he’d sent her some flowers, but there’d obviously been some kind of mix-up. Or maybe someone’s cruel joke?…

Meanwhile, downstairs in the ballroom a wake was underway for a prominent local divorce attorney, Todd Williams, and his widow got an even bigger shock when she read the note on those flowers:

Sultry down here, if you know what I mean 😉. See you tomorrow. Todd

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About Mark Macy

Main interests are other-worldly matters (www.macyafterlife.com) and worldly matters (www.noblesavageworld.com)
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4 Responses to Two Todds? What Are the Odds? :-)

  1. John Day says:

    A nice morning chuckle…thank you.

  2. kate says:

    Nope the brain (mashed potatoe head) can’t figure this joke ?

    • Mark Macy says:

      Mixed-up flower delivery, one suggesting the widow got flowers from hell… kind of nebulous, now that i think about it. Will try to do better next time. Thanks for the heads-up.

      • kate says:

        Now I’m really confused 😀 totally missed the hell bit! Just ignore me it’s still made me laugh at myself…loving your ‘into the lighter side’.

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