Into the Lighter Side #3
A pretty young woman at the end of a dreary business trip to New York in the dead of winter was delighted by a bouquet of beautiful flowers delivered to her hotel room, then stunned by the attached note:
So sorry for your loss. May our beloved Todd rest in peace.
In a panic, she called her husband Todd back home in Florida and was deeply relieved that he was alive and well. Yes, he’d sent her some flowers, but there’d obviously been some kind of mix-up. Or maybe someone’s cruel joke?…
Meanwhile, downstairs in the ballroom a wake was underway for a prominent local divorce attorney, Todd Williams, and his widow got an even bigger shock when she read the note on those flowers:
Sultry down here, if you know what I mean 😉. See you tomorrow. Todd